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- After having payed at the discounter’s cashier, you wait patiently for the canon salve. Arrr!
- Sometimes you seem paranoid turning around on the street keeping an eye out for Nova or Zeratul. Phew! No one’s there.
- During your vacation in Egypt you demand occupying the temples!
- Spawning with E.T.C. whilst listening to Manowar’s „They can’t stop me, let em‘ try!“ fills you with power. You cannot be a coward! Cow-ard! See? Not funny? Okay, no more wit..
- You list your main-heroes and your former teams in your application. Pff! Who needs maths if he can be Muradin?!
- You get an offer for a retraining from the employment exchange. The first question you ask is if you can change the ultimate, too.
- You bought the last 400 packages of seeds in the building supplies store. We will see who is getting the plant monster first!
- You are flaming the doctor during his office hour because you had a cold last week. WHERE IS THE F$CK!N§ HEALER IF YOU NEED ONE!?
- You think that Warcraft, StarCraft and Diablo is copying far too much from Heroes of the Storm. Heroes FTW!
- When your mother in law pays a visit and your team asks why you are offline you answer „The dragon knight is free, I have to defend the fort!“
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